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I know there are many fans of Chuck Norris so now everybody can post here his favorite sentence regarding his awesome skills and powers :D

"Chuck Norris died yesterday,but he is feeling a lot better today!"

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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f*cking Indian.

Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.

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Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

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chuck norris's father did use a condom

but it wasnt enought to stop him

chuck norris use tabasco as eye drops

chuck norris make onions cry

theory of evolution is wrong chuck norris is the one who ollow those specy's existance

chuck norris was once on mars, this is why there's no life there

devil has sold his soul to chuck norris

chuck norris swallow 20 sleeping pills, he blinked

global earth warming doesnt exist, sometimes chuck norris feel cold so he ask the sun to come by

when google cant found something he ask chuck norris

if chuck norris was in 300's movie they would call it 1

sangoku in englsih means chuck norris

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